Florida Man AND Woman went at it in a stranger's backyard

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Good ol Florida PDA

A Florida homeowner found two strangers having sex in her yard Monday afternoon, according to cops who arrested the pair on trespass and indecent exposure charges.

Officers responding to a 911 call confronted the couple around 5 PM as they were lying down in the yard. The suspects, Stephen James Dean, 36, and Teresa Ann Behan, 49, both smelled of alcohol and appeared intoxicated, police reported.

Asked what they were doing at the Margaret Street residence, Behan claimed that “James,” her “music promoter,” lived there. But Dean was more forthcoming, and “spontaneously uttered” that they were having sex in the yard, cops reported.

Dean and Behan were arrested for indecent exposure and trespassing, both misdemeanors. Behan was also charged with a pair of felonies after she allegedly kicked and punched a patrolman. Dean was also hit with a felony for allegedly threatening to kill two Key West cops.

[babylonsister]

1. Who hasn't done that?

[3Hotdogs]

2. Well, I ain't done it there, but, ---- lets see if I can recall ----

Battery Park, N.Y.C.

Hudson River Day Liner Cruise. I believe the cruise no longer operates but that ain't because of me.

Palisades Parkway, overlooking the Hudson River. More familiar to D.U.'rs as the place in the video where Republicans pushed Granny over the cliff.

Surprise Lake, Watchung, N.J.

and my first, Drive in movie, Rt. 1 Newark.


If I ever get lucky again, I'll post here and let yiz know.