Beer all over Mormon church parking lot after truck crashes

[TexasTowelie]

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Cans of beer have littered the parking lot of a church of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in a Salt Lake City suburb after a semi-trailer crashed that was carrying cases of brew banned by the faith.

Sandy Police Stg. Jason Nielsen said the semitrailer veered and fell from a road and into the church's parking lot after it was hit by a pickup truck that ran a red light on Thursday. Beer cans were strewn across the empty church parking lot.

One of the faith's key rules is a ban on members drinking alcohol.

Nielsen says the semitrailer driver was left with injuries that were not life-threatening.

Read more: https://www.lmtonline.com/news/us/article/Beer-all-over-Mormon-church-parking-lot-after-14507172.php
(Laredo Morning Times)

[Thomas Hurt]

1. might be a sign from God

[TreasonousBastard]

2. The Mormons could drink the Sparkling Ice, but even though the Bud Light isn't really beer...

they'd have to leave it alone.

[Initech]

5. Where's Homer when you need him?

[Aristus]

3. Oh noes! Now the parking lot won't go to Kolob!

Poor Mormon parking lot...

[TexasTowelie]

4. We'll have to hold a ceremony tonight

during the fill-in-the-blank buzz hour.

I hear that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is welcoming to spirits.