Pennsylvania Man to Florida Man: Hold my beer and crystal meth

[47of74]

And watch this

A Pennsylvania man charged with breaking into a neighbor’s house and attacking several residents claimed he invaded the property while chasing after a “demon dog” at Satan’s direction, police report.

And, yes, crystal meth appears to have played a central role in the bizarre March 1 home invasion in Luzerne Township, which is 45 miles south of Pittsburgh.

According to a probable cause affidavit, a woman told cops that Terry Murphy, 31, entered her home without permission around 2 PM Sunday. Murphy allegedly choked the woman and her teenage daughter while yelling “Praise God.” He was then chased from the residence by the woman’s husband.

During police questioning, Murphy continued to yell about Jesus and his demons, and disclosed his pursuit of the demon dog.

[friendly_iconoclast]

1. Ah, Pennsyltucky- don't ever change...

[47of74]

5. I'm thinking of calling it Pennsylorida

[marble falls]

2. Like y'all ain't never had a spell or nuthin'.

[packman]

3. In Pennsylvania, particularly in the Pittsburgh area - it is not "y'all"

it's Yunz as in "Yunz guys goin dawn ta Tree Rivers ta watch da Stillers game? "

[marble falls]

4. I know. My dads folks came from Pittsburg and Nanty Glo (worked the Bethlehem Mines).

[Kaleva]

6. I'm surprised the police aren't looking for the demon dog as they are very dangerous

"Features that have been attributed to hellhounds include mangled black fur, glowing red eyes, super strength and speed, ghostly or phantom characteristics, and a foul odor. ...if someone stares into a hellhound's eyes three times or more, that person will surely die. In cultures that associate the afterlife with fire, hellhounds may have fire-based abilities and appearance. They are often assigned to guard the entrances to the world of the dead, such as graveyards and burial grounds, or undertake other duties related to the afterlife or the supernatural, such as hunting lost souls or guarding a supernatural treasure. "

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellhound