Mother let dog run loose in Wisconsin Walmart and performed a series of karate moves while.......

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..... while son stripped naked, police say

Benny Vann and Lisa Smith were arrested at Walmart after performing karate and getting naked. (Photo: Eau Claire Police Department)



https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-mother-son-karate-wisconsin-walmart-naked-arrested-20190413-gvvqufmw5jbqpokmxjbyxen4eu-story.html

[COLGATE4]

1. Meth is a hell of a drug

[demosincebirth]

4. Getting naked? Please!

[COLGATE4]

6. I understand that's not uncommon among meth heads

Apparently get really overheated (along with being paranoid and violent).

[demosincebirth]

9. Just the thought him, but her, is something else!

[DonaldsRump]

2. Why did I automatically assume this was about Karen Pence?

[soothsayer]

13. Hahaha

[CaptYossarian]

15. Evangelicals Gone Wild!

Watch as Pat Robertson drinks chocolate-flavored Ensure.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

3. I hope there's video. NT

[BKDem]

5. I've got to start shopping at Walmart.

I'm missing too much of the best that Donald Trump's America has to offer.

[Siwsan]

8. I'm thinking the next time I feel bored, that's where I'm heading

I'll just wander the aisles in search of entertainment. However, it does sound like most of the really good stuff happens up by the entrances and exits.

[jpak]

7. So?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. She's 46? Yikes.

[JDC]

17. No kidding.

[Doreen]

11. And what do expect of Walmart?

[Midnightwalk]

12. Bakers can't catch a break

They just wanted a box of jiffy cornbread muffin mix. Peopke get cranky when they’re hungry.

That is a rough 46 years.

[Ponietz]

14. Friggin dog stole the cornbread mix

[marble falls]

16. I worried about the poor dog being euthanized.