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Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:02 PM

Florida man caught masturbating in Walmart parking lot told cops he was 'lonely'




A man who was arrested for masturbating in the parking lot of a Florida Walmart told police he took matters into his own hands because he missed his girlfriend.

The indecent incident happened Wednesday in Vero Beach, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Cops were called after a shopper noticed the suspectís self-love session inside a Kia parked outside the store.

According to the tipster, the Walmart wanker had the driverís side window down, and was performing the highly visible lewd act in broad daylight. ...............(more)

https://nypost.com/2021/02/19/florida-man-caught-masturbating-in-walmart-parking-lot/




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Reply Florida man caught masturbating in Walmart parking lot told cops he was 'lonely' (Original post)
marmar Feb 19 OP
OnDoutside Feb 19 #1
leftieNanner Feb 19 #2
dhill926 Feb 19 #3
NoMoreRepugs Feb 19 #4
getagrip_already Feb 19 #5
magicarpet Feb 19 #6
dameatball Feb 19 #7
kairos12 Feb 19 #8
Mazeltov Cocktail Feb 19 #9
Blue Owl Feb 19 #10

Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:04 PM

1. By a lonely Walmart wall, I heard a young man bawling....

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:04 PM

2. Ugh

Why do they always look like that?

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:06 PM

3. dude...get a room...

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:07 PM

4. "Walmart wanker"... grilling some steaks and having a beer outside

and had to spit out the beer. Hilarious.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:07 PM

5. hey, it's just a youthful indiscretion...

who here hasn't yanked their wank in a wal-mart parking lot? Buehler? He is just a good ol' boy wronged by wimin folk.

{sarcasm for the quick to alert}

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:08 PM

6. Was his girlfriend inside WalMart buying lingerie ?

Poor thing his anticipation took over and he could not wait to get home.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:09 PM

7. That's why I never shake hands with the greeters.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:31 PM

8. In another store he could be

the Target Tosser.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:31 PM

9. Ok, all that's missing from this totally Florida story is the open can of Natural Ice (Natty Ice)

However, it is sunny and 78 degrees here for those of us who are not masturbating in our cars...

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Fri Feb 19, 2021, 09:15 PM

10. Dude, the jerk store called...

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