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Tue Oct 19, 2021, 01:39 PM

Here it is:..totally absurd...maybe funny??.. "I had a talk with the Poop Police" (very weird).....

......................................The "Poop Police monitor ..."Poop"........................................................


.I talk to them, they never talk back. These fellows monitor, regulate, and make sure that "Poop"....................
............. ...is regular, not constipated, or liquid, right size, easy to "come out", not bad or good, just ." plain poop"...
....You buy these in a food store, they are very cheap, (less than a quarter a piece) ...(yes, one for a quarter)...??
They are short objects, 6 to 8 inches in length, curved, and they do regulate "poop".............................. .....................................If you eat one or two a day,..........................................................................
....................................YOUR POOP IS OK... !!!!!.....................................................................
.....................................What else can one say?..On this very day??.................................................

...Well, these fellows are not real .."police"... but they regulate the .."poop"..They are not new.....
..These items have been around a very long time...Are grown in other countries, also they lower blood pressure, they are curved, yellow, easy to open and you eat them..... Peal the skins off and they are ready to eat...no cooking, and they
never talk to you.....................................................................................................................................

............So, now you know what I am talking about..Don't You?..

.......I have been eating them for over 65 years, these guys are known by their other name:..........bananas .............
...I am sure you figured that out by now. What I like about them is: that they are sweat, easy to deal with, and if you have one or two a day..............................................................................................
......................You are OK........and yes....... THEY HELP TO CONTROL.....POOP....................................................

One last sentence...I told you that this would be absurd, ridiculous, and weird..&.Yes,..YOU WERE WARNED!.........

................Oh....at least this isn't .....dirty.....perhaps it is......so again...it is time to hide...

.............Maybe you laughed, and maybe you didn't... and if you did?........That is good. It is very, very, good.................

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Stuart G Oct 19 OP
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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Tue Oct 19, 2021, 02:26 PM

1. Let me hear you say this sh*t is bananas b a-n a-n a-s!

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Tue Oct 19, 2021, 04:18 PM

2. You need to familiarize yourself with the Bristol Stool Scale

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Wed Oct 20, 2021, 09:00 AM

3. backs slowly away from computer nt

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