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left-of-center2012

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Thu Jan 6, 2022, 07:13 PM Jan 2022

Man Busted For Sex Toy Robbery At Adult World

When planning to rob sex toys from an adult store, it is best to avoid establishments at which you recently applied for a job. A 29-year-old man is behind bars on multiple criminal charges after allegedly stealing $350 worth of items from a Pennsylvania business and threatening to stab a clerk who sought to stop him.

According to a criminal complaint, Jacob McFarland last week entered the Adult World emporium in North Wales, a Philadelphia suburb, and walked out with a pair of masturbators, a $95.99 Fleshlight model and the Autoblow A.I. (which retails for about $250). When an Adult World worker confronted McFarland in the store’s parking lot, the accused masturbator thief allegedly threatened to stab the man.

The employee, cops noted, “was able to identify McFarland because he recently applied for a position at Adult World.” In a police statement, the victim said that, “Jacob came into Adult World and instantly walked to the back of the store” and grabbed the two sex toys.
Officers quickly located McFarland at a hotel just steps away from Adult World. He was found carrying a knife and a backpack with a lock on it. Cops applied for a search warrant for the backpack, which apparently held the purloined masturbators.

McFarland was charged with robbery, a felony, and several misdemeanors, including retail theft and making terroristic threats. He is being held in the Montgomery County lockup in lieu of $5000 bail. According to court records, McFarland has multiple pending criminal cases, for which charges include disorderly conduct, narcotics possession, theft, and criminal mischief.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/adult-world-robbery-274580

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Man Busted For Sex Toy Robbery At Adult World (Original Post) left-of-center2012 Jan 2022 OP
He seems nice. captain queeg Jan 2022 #1
Stay calm. Now, put the Autoblow down. Sneederbunk Jan 2022 #2
"walked out with a pair of masturbators..." DEbluedude Jan 2022 #3
Look out he's gonna blow!! n/t PoliticAverse Jan 2022 #4
do the masturbators come in a right handed and left handed model.... bahboo Jan 2022 #5
He's in for a stiff sentence. And other bad puns and innuendo. Bristlecone Jan 2022 #6
What a doofus. His shirt is giving me a headache MustLoveBeagles Jan 2022 #7

bahboo

(16,336 posts)
5. do the masturbators come in a right handed and left handed model....
Thu Jan 6, 2022, 08:17 PM
Jan 2022

come to think of it (so to speak) why not just um, use your hands...

MustLoveBeagles

(11,587 posts)
7. What a doofus. His shirt is giving me a headache
Sat Jan 8, 2022, 06:40 PM
Jan 2022


Thanks for playing dude. Let's give him a hand. On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be a good idea.
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