Weird smuggling case at JFK Airport involved "cocaine diapers".

[Initech]

Two Bronx neighbors were returning from the Dominican Republic when the feds caught the women by the seat of their pants — quite literally.

Priscilla Pena and Michelle Blassingale had just arrived at JFK aboard a JetBlue airliner from Santo Domingo when they were stopped by Customs and Border Protection officers.

A drug-sniffing dog alerted officers when it neared Pena, but the feds searched her luggage without finding any drugs, officials said.

Then the officers initiated a pat-down of the two women and discovered that each was wearing what authorities called a “diaper” filled with cocaine and rigged like a girdle around their hind quarters, officials said.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/getting_to_bottom_of_drug_case_OyFOLypaJJWoLYz9W987EL

By the way I think I saw "Cocaine Diapers" on the bill for Coachella this year!

[MADem]

1. So....TSA is going to be on "hiney patrol" looking for adult diapers?

Heaven help the incontinent--stand by for humiliation if the dog alerts erroneously!

[pauldemmd195j]

2. Gosh, some people are really weird

And very desperate, it seems. I bet this isn't the first instance, either.