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Related: About this forumMan exposes himself, defecates in surf shop, police say
TREASURE ISLAND, Fla. - A Treasure Island surf shop had quite a mess to clean up after police say a Lakeland man defecated on its floor and used a shirt to wipe up.
According to the Treasure Island Police Department, Gary Peter Bush, 69, walked into the Surf Style shop, located at 10701 Gulf Blvd., exposed his genitalia and proceeded to defecate on the floor near the dressing room.
Witnesses told police Bush wiped himself with a shirt belonging to the store, creating a biohazard out of the top.
Bush was arrested later in the day after being recognized by the store manager. ........(more)
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-exposes-himself-defecates-in-store-police-say
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Man exposes himself, defecates in surf shop, police say (Original Post)
marmar
May 2022
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sdfernando
(4,896 posts)1. Kawabunga!!
Karadeniz
(22,277 posts)2. How do so many people become antisocial???
bucolic_frolic
(42,676 posts)3. I'd bet 79% of the stupid don't know what the word 'defecates' means
You gotta be blunt with these people. Poops is the word. It's all they understand
yonder
(9,631 posts)4. defecates: more than one decafs to go.
As in: "I'll have two defecates, one with cream."
bucolic_frolic
(42,676 posts)5. Caution: you understand them more than is healthy! /nt
yonder
(9,631 posts)6. I live in Idaho, comes with the territory.
Permanut
(5,438 posts)7. Auditioning for a position in the restored Trump administration..
And just as well qualified as some who were there.
Blue Owl
(49,918 posts)9. He thought he was in Make-a-Log-o
Permanut
(5,438 posts)11. Nicely done!
live love laugh
(13,004 posts)8. It's FloriDUH. Whatrugonnado? 🤷🏽♀️
3Hotdogs
(12,209 posts)10. Da fuck??? Florida Man should have been part of the o.p. title line.