Why Did The Alligator Cross The Freeway? To Take A Bathroom Break.

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At first, Deputy Michael Rust didn't believe the radio call.

A former Los Angeles police officer had spotted two women standing at a van parked near a Lancaster intersection Tuesday morning, Rust said. One reportedly was holding a 4-foot long alligator.

Worried the women would "abandon the beast in the desert" -- residents say abandoned dogs are a problem in the area -- the man called authorities, the L.A. County Sheriff's Department said.

"When I heard it on the radio, I'm thinking, 'Yeah, an alligator. OK,'" Rust said. "Maybe an iguana, but an alligator?"

The women packed the reptile back into the van and drove off, officials said. The retired officer trailed the vehicle until deputies stopped it several miles away.

And, sure enough, there was an alligator inside, Rust said.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-alligator-kangaroo-monkey-20130606,0,7012481.story

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1. Fuck HuffPost, here's a link to the original LA Times Story.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-alligator-kangaroo-monkey-20130606,0,7012481.story

And here's the Zoo to You page: http://the-zoo-paso-robles.com/programs/our-programs/

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2. Well the LA Times might get bought out by the Koch Roaches so pick yer poison.

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3. Huffpost sends gremlins through the tubes that then eat your soul. Not that that's a bad thing.

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4. Abandoned dogs are a "problem" in the area?

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An abandoned alligator sounds like a pretty good solution!


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5. DU'zy

But what eats alligators..?

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6. Wasn't there a Simpsons episode...

Where they had an infestation of one animal, so they brought in the animal that eats that animal, then the animal that eats that animal, and so on until they found one that froze to death?