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Wed Jun 26, 2013, 09:53 PM

Wisconsin man caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat

Only in Wisconsin...

JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.

During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from September’s illicit curbside encounter.

Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Streator was sentenced to five months in jail (though the execution of the term was stayed) and placed on a year’s probation. Additionally, Streator was ordered to pay $243 in court costs, directed to “maintain absolute sobriety,” and barred from possessing “pornography of any kind.”

According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Edwards added that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”

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Reply Wisconsin man caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat (Original post)
47of74 Jun 2013 OP
polly7 Jun 2013 #1
madinmaryland Jun 2013 #2
47of74 Jun 2013 #3
d_r Jun 2013 #4
MADem Jun 2013 #6
Thor_MN Jun 2013 #5

Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Wed Jun 26, 2013, 09:57 PM

1. Ohhh my ....

but the comments are hilarious

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Wed Jun 26, 2013, 10:11 PM

2. Wonder what Rick Santorum thinks about Man-on-Couch sex!!

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Response to madinmaryland (Reply #2)

Wed Jun 26, 2013, 10:25 PM

3. I don't want to know what he thinks about any sort of sex

Because it would be mind bogglingly creepy!

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Wed Jun 26, 2013, 10:30 PM

4. well it was a love seat

that guy was sofa king busted.

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Response to d_r (Reply #4)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 05:42 AM

6. OK that's a DUZY and it wins this thread!!!!! nt

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Wed Jun 26, 2013, 10:57 PM

5. So if he gets an Ikea ad, he violates probation?

 

Swedish furniture... Uff da!!!

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