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Related: About this forumWisconsin man caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat
Only in Wisconsin...JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.
During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from Septembers illicit curbside encounter.
Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Streator was sentenced to five months in jail (though the execution of the term was stayed) and placed on a years probation. Additionally, Streator was ordered to pay $243 in court costs, directed to maintain absolute sobriety, and barred from possessing pornography of any kind.
According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streators 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch. Edwards added that he could see the males hips thrusting up and down on the couch.
During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from Septembers illicit curbside encounter.
Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Streator was sentenced to five months in jail (though the execution of the term was stayed) and placed on a years probation. Additionally, Streator was ordered to pay $243 in court costs, directed to maintain absolute sobriety, and barred from possessing pornography of any kind.
According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streators 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch. Edwards added that he could see the males hips thrusting up and down on the couch.
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Wisconsin man caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat (Original Post)
47of74
Jun 2013
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polly7
(20,582 posts)1. Ohhh my ....
but the comments are hilarious
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)2. Wonder what Rick Santorum thinks about Man-on-Couch sex!!
47of74
(18,470 posts)3. I don't want to know what he thinks about any sort of sex
Because it would be mind bogglingly creepy!
d_r
(6,907 posts)4. well it was a love seat
that guy was sofa king busted.
MADem
(135,425 posts)6. OK that's a DUZY and it wins this thread!!!!! nt
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)5. So if he gets an Ikea ad, he violates probation?
Swedish furniture... Uff da!!!