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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Wed Jun 26, 2013, 09:53 PM Jun 2013

Wisconsin man caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat

Only in Wisconsin...

JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.

During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from September’s illicit curbside encounter.

Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Streator was sentenced to five months in jail (though the execution of the term was stayed) and placed on a year’s probation. Additionally, Streator was ordered to pay $243 in court costs, directed to “maintain absolute sobriety,” and barred from possessing “pornography of any kind.”

According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Edwards added that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”
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Wisconsin man caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat (Original Post) 47of74 Jun 2013 OP
Ohhh my .... polly7 Jun 2013 #1
Wonder what Rick Santorum thinks about Man-on-Couch sex!! madinmaryland Jun 2013 #2
I don't want to know what he thinks about any sort of sex 47of74 Jun 2013 #3
well it was a love seat d_r Jun 2013 #4
OK that's a DUZY and it wins this thread!!!!! nt MADem Jun 2013 #6
So if he gets an Ikea ad, he violates probation? Thor_MN Jun 2013 #5
 

47of74

(18,470 posts)
3. I don't want to know what he thinks about any sort of sex
Wed Jun 26, 2013, 10:25 PM
Jun 2013

Because it would be mind bogglingly creepy!

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