10 Fascinating Facts From the Man With Two Penises AMA

[Warren DeMontague]

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/10-fascinating-facts-from-the-man-with-two-penises-ama-20140102

[Scuba]

1. When I was a freshman in college there was a guy on our floor of the dorm ...

... who had two penises. He won a lot of bets.

[BainsBane]

13. Just how many men are there

with more than one penis?

[BainsBane]

2. 7 is the crucial fact

which would suggest this is the evolution of a higher order rather than a mere mutation. 8 unfortunately is a let down.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Nature never fails to surprise

[rocktivity]

4. And now for something completely different

rocktivity

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Pat Robertson warned us that this would happen.

But did we listen? Nooooo.

[BainsBane]

6. After giving this careful consideration

I'd decided this is no better than a wide penis. They cum at the same time, so there is no added longevity or enhanced use.

[marble falls]

7. That's just nuts.

[bananas]

8. One appears circumcised, one doesn't.

Warning - NSFW!
i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg

[Warren DeMontague]

9. Boy howdy!

Talk about bananas.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. I have to say, they might both be uncircumcised, just one... ah.. well

off the subject, you know that saying about the thread being worthless without pics?

I didn't need to see that.

[BainsBane]

12. No, one clearly is

and the other isn't. I'm thinking you have limited experience assessing Anthony wieners.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. I beg to differ. Closer examination (for science!) indicates to my mind that Larry Lefthand is in a

More priapic and, consequently, foreskin-retracted state. A particularly notable difference in skin tone, for one, indicates this to me.

Roger Right-side, obviously, is not circumcised.

I could be wrong. Really the thing to do would be to ask the guy, although it does strike me as odd that one would get circumcised and not the other.

And i fully admit that, while worldly, I've never seen that before.

[BainsBane]

16. Oh. I don't know no technical terms

I do know what to do with them though.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Heh

I wonder at what point in the date he brings that up?

[BainsBane]

18. Rolling Stone covered that

No casual sex anymore. Women tend to freak out and run. Guys, not so much. Still, he prefers to get to know someone and then breaches the subject so as they don't freak out. I'm thinking circumcision isn't central to the conversation.

Upon closer inspection, I think you may be right. Seems like there is some foreskin under the head of the left one. I have to say I find this fascinating. I had no idea such a thing existed, and there is evidently more than one such person, if Scuba's post is meant seriously.

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Seriously.

It's great if it doesn't cause any sort of health problems, and he's happy. Good for him.

[BainsBane]

20. He looks healthy to me.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Not to mention happy!

[BainsBane]

11. You're right

I wonder what the story is. I have to say, they are more impressive than Warren's picture suggests.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. You mean the hot dogs?

You need to blame Rolling Stone for that one!

[In_The_Wind]

21. This does deserve a bit of consideration.

7. . . . But they usually get erect at different times
"It always starts that way," he said. "The left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard, and if I'm horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both been equally rock hard."

10. Yes, he does have a favorite penis
"The right one," he said. "The left one has a grudge against me for it too. LOL"

[Warren DeMontague]

23. "Thank God I've got two hands!"

[In_The_Wind]

24. Hmmm ... That's a nice thought.