Jennifer McCarthy Pulls Gun From Vagina After Dispute Over Space Aliens: Cops

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/08/jennifer-mccarthy-vagina-gun-_n_4563551.html

Jennifer McCarthy Pulls Gun From Vagina After Dispute Over Space Aliens: Cops

The Huffington Post | By Hilary Hanson Posted: 01/08/2014 3:49 pm EST | Updated: 01/09/2014 10:57 am EST



The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy was arrested Saturday after allegedly whipping a gun out of her vagina and threatening her boyfriend.

Jennifer McCarthy, 48, got into an argument with her 53-year-old lover about space aliens, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun. McCarthy left her Santa Fe residence, then came back and changed into lingerie. The outfit was accessorized by a silver handgun placed in her vagina, with which she began to have "inner course," [sic] according to the affidavit.

While cleaning the chamber, McCarthy reportedly posed the question, "Who is crazy, you or me?" before pulling out the gun and pointing it at her boyfriend's head, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The boyfriend told deputies he wrested the weapon away from her and put it first in the toilet, then the trash can.

Gawker's Tom Scocca was inspired to write a comedic take on the incident in the style of Cormac McCarthy.

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1. This is why I always agree with people about Space Aliens.

Whatever they say, I agree with it!

"You see, science has overcome time and space. Well, Harvey has overcome not only time and space — but any objections."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_%28film%29

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2. Someone is going to have to explain this to me

Maybe it's because I've never had children, but I don't understand how it's possible to fit a gun in one's vagina.

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4. Have you ever had really bad constipation?

I told my doctor, "It was like passing a football!"

[BainsBane]

5. On occasion

but my experience was it just wouldn't come until it was ready. Nothing close to the size of a gun was getting through.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. I think "weird news" can pack it up, now.

We have found the pinnacle, the summit, the zenith.

[BainsBane]

6. The thing is

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I had seen this article at least three times before its appearance here. I think we're a bit slow on the draw.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. ...

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8. Damn. Beat me to it.