Dumb Criminals: Teenage DUI Suspect Hid Treasure Trove In Rectum

[Initech]

Pennsylvania police found something else when they took a suspected teenaged drunk driver into custody: buried treasure.

Back in December, Christopher Scheller, 18, appeared intoxicated after he crashed into a tree in southern York County, Harrisburg’s WHTM-TV reports.

After being taken to a hospital, X-rays discovered something odd in Scheller’s rectum. A closer look uncovered the following:

– Four bracelets
– Four necklaces
– 11 ladies rings
– A socket wrench
– A bag of synthetic marijuana

Investigators believe he stole those items and quickly stashed them in his bum when officers first approached him.

He has been charged with theft and DUI and remains in custody on $75,000 bail.

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2014/01/10/police-find-treasure-trove-in-teens-bum/#19536101=0

[LiberalEsto]

1. Were there three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge

in there too?

[d_r]

2. rectum?

damn near killed 'em

[Initech]

3. *rimshot*

[MADem]

4. What is it with people putting, er, items in their personal crevices?

The nutty lady with the gun, and now this goofball....!

A SOCKET wrench? Really?

Good grief....

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Storage space is at a premium, these days

just sayin'

[MADem]

6. Good grief!

How about a locker at the bus station...or ... er...

PODS!

[Warren DeMontague]

7. That could totally be an acronym for something nasty

yes INDEED

[Javaman]

8. A socket wrench?

what that part of the "just for the hell of it" logic?

[dimbear]

9. Makes damn good sense. If there's anything a loose nut needs, it's a socket wrench. n/t