Dumb Criminals: South Carolina Teenager Caught Stealing Penis Cream, Throat Desesitizer

[Initech]

This South Carolina teen may have had Shades of Grey on her mind before she was busted stealing an assortment of sex toys from a Spencer’s in Spartanburg Tuesday, police said.

Karla Farmer allegedly pinched Rock Hard erection cream and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from Spencer's "love unit" department at the WestGate mall. The 18-year-old then returned to the store and reportedly stole some handcuffs.

But mall security caught up with her, and she was detained, reports The Smoking Gun.

Cops were called and they also found two pairs of Victoria's Secret underwear stashed in her bag. It's alleged that she nabbed them from the lingerie store, also located inside the mall.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/teen-busted-stealing-rock-hard-erection-cream-handcuffs-deep-throat-desensitizing-spray-mall-article-1.1985894

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