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Thu Nov 6, 2014, 08:36 PM Nov 2014

Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women

I’ve heard of disseminating ideas, but this is ridiculous.

The Russian-language newspaper, Trust, is reporting that an actual lawmaker—albeit one with a history of strange ideas—has introduced to the State Duma a bill that proposes extending the greatness of Russian by having children using the sperm of Vladimir Putin. To the best of our research, the Observer is the first to translate this strange proposal into English.

“The essence of my proposition is simple”, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. “Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”

Ms. Mizoulina, who holds a PhD in law, made the proposal in a roundtable discussion regarding the issue of fertility and Russia. She went on to describe what would happen after President Putin’s babies were born, presuming that they will be male, at least in the translation commissioned by the Observer.

“And after the birth of the child, he will have to be given to be raised into the special institutions that resemble Souvorov Schools with the aim that he will be loyal to the Motherland and personally to the President of RF.” A Souvorov school resembled the “military boarding school” concept familiar to Americans and RF means Russian Federation.

Read more at http://observer.com/2014/11/russian-lawmaker-proposes-mailing-putin-sperm-to-impregnate-russian-women/

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Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women (Original Post) n2doc Nov 2014 OP
A fanstatstic idea! Putin will be masturbating all day long and can't do anything else. Kaleva Nov 2014 #1
isn't that what he does now? nt Javaman Nov 2014 #2
Heh. Hook him up to a milking machine. Moondog Nov 2014 #3
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