Florida woman accused of dismembering neighbor, then... just read for yourself

[UrbScotty]

A Florida woman is accused of dismembering her neighbor then cooking his body parts.

Angela Stoldt told officials she took a hacksaw to her neighbor's body last year and tried to cook away evidence of James Sheaffer, Orlando Sentinel reports.

One leg went in the oven. Other parts went into pots.

Stoldt's house in Deltona smelled of burning flesh, but she assured her daughter it was just a rat broiling in the oven, according to details made public last week after a grand jury charged her with first-degree murder.

http://cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/florida-woman-accused-dismembering-her-neighbor-then-cooking-his-body-parts-20554.shtml?wap=0

[ZombieHorde]

1. Waste not, want not. nt

[arcane1]

2. "she assured her daughter it was just a rat broiling in the oven"

For some reason that's actually the biggest WTF moment for me.

[Javaman]

5. I know! that somehow makes it okay?

Mmmm, rat, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

[Art_from_Ark]

6. "What's for afters?"

"Well, there's rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart".
"Strawberry tart?"
"Well, it's got some rat in it."

[Curmudgeoness]

3. In Florida, with all those alligators,

and she couldn't find a better way to dispose of the body parts??????

[47of74]

4. Secret's in the sauce!

[trusty elf]

7. That reminds me of the two serial killers

whose jailhouse conversations were monitored and recorded. They were talking about how they had eaten one of their victims. I can't ever forget what one of them said: "It tastes like real meat when you put that sauce on it."