Statue of Obama found on Mars – no, really (actually, not really)

[TexasTowelie]

Well, if Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of "Paper" magazine doesn't break the Internet, this surely will.

In a story that literally offers everything for both internet political trolls and conspirators alike, UFO conspiracy theorists have spotted a statue of President Barack Obama on Mars.

The "statue" – which, by the way, is just a weird-looking rock like it always is when these things are "spotted" in NASA photos – was ID'd by the internet's favorite "weird stuff on Mars" locators, UFO Sightings Daily.

Gander in amazement at the photos of the rock above, then keep clicking to see other rocks that conspiracy theorists thought looked like stuff (sorry, there's not really that cat on Mars).

http://www.chron.com/news/strange-weird/article/Statue-of-Obama-found-on-Mars-no-really-5930309.php

[font color=green]Now for the illegal alien jokes to come back in vogue.[/font]

[Warren DeMontague]

1. I think it looks more like Nixon.

[MADem]

2. I am not getting the "Obama" or even the "human being" vibe from anything in that pile.

It looks like two huge elephant turds, to my mind. Where's the circus guy with the big broom?

[Warren DeMontague]

4. It's clearly a "statue"

A statue of a couple random rocks, to be sure... But definitely a statue!

[Kaleva]

3. So the Kenyan birth certificate thingy was just a distraction!