You people don't mind if I sleep on the couch here.

[Gomez163]

I need a place to stay.

[Koinos]

1. Close your eyes, and dream beautiful thoughts. You deserve them, and they deserve you.

[Gomez163]

2. Thanks, it a jungle out there.

[ismnotwasm]

3. Yeah, consider the sources

You have conspiracy theory stew with a side of misogyny and hypocrisy baked to a turn

[Gomez163]

4. I cracked an "Al Gore is F**" joke and they tried to alert.

I quickly self-deleted but this close to a hide.


Im a liberal and Ive been telling that joke for 10 years. Who are these people?

[Koinos]

8. They saw your Hillary symbol. That is all they need.

[BlueCaliDem]

20. Yep. That's all that's needed in order to alert on someone around here these days.

Sad, really.

[LisaM]

26. That was a dumb thread anyway.

Especially the part about the bird!

[Koinos]

5. Most of that jungle isn't real. It is spun of phantoms signifying nothing.

Like most fantasies and delusions, they only injure you if you let them.

Facts and logic are your friends.

I think I'm putting myself to sleep.

[skylucy]

6. Welcome to our peaceful little island. Every once in a while a zombie gets in

and tries to Bern the place down, but we band together and fight 'em off. It will be ok.

[Gomez163]

9. June 14 is the last primary. After that maybe peace.

[Cha]

14. Please see my pic down thread, Lucy!

[skylucy]

17. Hey Cha! Oh yeah. LOL There are sharks out there alright. And none of them are Democrats!

[Cha]

7. Join the club, Gomez

I'm parked right here.



There's plenty more..

[redstatebluegirl]

10. Boy I would park there anytime :-).

[Cha]

12. It's comfy!

[Koinos]

11. From "The Sleep of Reason" to a great place to sleep!

[Cha]

21. And, hang out, Koinos~

[Koinos]

29. And hang out.

The Bernies are just not fun to be with. Their sense of humor has been surgically removed. They remind me of Marxists I used to know many years ago. Always a frown on their faces. No smiles. "Owlish" seriousness. Life is worthless and meaningless. Must overthrow the masters who are the cause of our unhappiness. What tripe it was. Marx criticized capitalism and the oppression of workers, but he never worked in a factory. He was never a laborer. I worked in a factory more than he did. I chose to read better stuff than Marxism.

People who have no sense of humor become a joke themselves.

[Gomez163]

13. All it needs is some Kitaro playing and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Cha]

22. Then you got it!

We aim to please.

[Koinos]

30. You got me. I really like Kitaro.

He draws his inspiration from nature, and he plays what he feels. Or rather, nature plays through him.

[Gomez163]

33. Morning Prayer is my favorite

[Koinos]

34. Which album? Have to see if I have it.

[Gomez163]

36. Oasis and Best of

[Koinos]

40. Thank you! Found it!

I have Oasis on vinyl.

[riversedge]

15. Have a pillow....

?v=1432490308

[skylucy]

23. LOL Ooh! I wanna lay on that pillow!!!

[GusBob]

24. OMG GIMME!

[SunSeeker]

39. It's yours for a $55 donation!

https://shop.hillaryclinton.com/products/stitch-by-stitch-throw-pillow

[Loki]

16. Couches are comfy, the food is good

and drinks are on the house.

[Historic NY]

18. As long as your gone before 40.

[yallerdawg]

19. A little relaxing music maybe?

[NastyRiffraff]

25. Couch is soft and comfy

Lots of pillows and blankets to cuddle into. Plus good food, good music and good friends. Welcome!

Oh and beer. Can't forget the beer.

[Koinos]

31. Some pecans or almonds or walnuts too?

[NastyRiffraff]

41. All three!

Plus pistachios

[fleabiscuit]

27. Hi! Welcome!

Cha keeps a can of chloroform and a box of rags under the sink in case someone get fussy.

[Hekate]

28. Perfectly okay. We all understand completely.

Take a deep breath...

[betsuni]

32. Speaking of sleep, do politicians show up in everyone's dreams sometimes?

Last week I had a dream where I almost got into a fist fight with John McCain because he'd written a book including something mean about me and Ronald Reagan tried to break it up by telling jokes. Last night Bernie Sanders chased me. It was night and I had to run through people's yards, jump over fences, wade through rivers. I had no idea why Bernie was chasing me, but I was scared. I shouldn't read DU right before bed.

[Koinos]

35. The big bad wolf.

[skylucy]

37. lol That is hysterical!

[okasha]

38. We should add "Robin Hood and Little John" to the playlist.