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Thu May 26, 2016, 04:38 PM

 

Imagining a Trump Cabinet. I'll start - Chris Christie Attorney General. Palin? Ann Coulter?

Ok so here's a list of Trump supporters. There are many more I won't be able to think of right now.

Sarah Palin (knows 48 words, working on 49)
Ann Coulter (went off her meds 18 years ago, calls herself Ann)
Mike Huckabee (interested to see where Trump would put this one)
Ben Carson (who the fuck is this guy?)
Newt Gingrich (tried to destroy America once, hasn't given up hope)
Shill Hannity (dipshit used car salesman, down to the hair)
Orrin Hatch (also looking to finish the job of destroying America)
Rick Santorum (in Texas, History is fiction)
Rush Limbaugh

Those who think the majority of these people could never be in our government - you are wrong. This is what the never-hillary people are asking for. Thankfully, they'll never get it.



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Reply Imagining a Trump Cabinet. I'll start - Chris Christie Attorney General. Palin? Ann Coulter? (Original post)
realmirage May 2016 OP
DavidDvorkin May 2016 #1
realmirage May 2016 #2
jmowreader May 2016 #15
Koinos May 2016 #3
realmirage May 2016 #4
Koinos May 2016 #5
realmirage May 2016 #11
Koinos May 2016 #13
realmirage May 2016 #17
Cha May 2016 #6
Koinos May 2016 #7
Cha May 2016 #9
BootinUp May 2016 #8
Koinos May 2016 #10
realmirage May 2016 #18
realmirage May 2016 #12
jmowreader May 2016 #14
realmirage May 2016 #19
SharonClark May 2016 #16
realmirage May 2016 #20
TeamPooka May 2016 #21

Response to realmirage (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 04:45 PM

1. Coulter as Press Secretary.

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Response to DavidDvorkin (Reply #1)

Thu May 26, 2016, 04:51 PM

2. That by itself would make me move to Mexico and build a wall keeping Americans out

 

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Response to DavidDvorkin (Reply #1)

Thu May 26, 2016, 08:36 PM

15. Even better...

He'll just go to the Fox News studios and pick out whoever's got the most makeup on.

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Response to realmirage (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 05:42 PM

3. Michele Bachmann as Secretary of Health and Human Services

Mental health would be her specific area of concentration.

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Response to Koinos (Reply #3)

Thu May 26, 2016, 06:10 PM

4. Oh man I forgot about Bachmann

 

Just having her in government at all would surely kill us all

in charge of Mental health

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Response to realmirage (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 06:13 PM

5. For the Defense Department, he could pardon the Bundy clan.

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Response to Koinos (Reply #5)

Thu May 26, 2016, 07:51 PM

11. If they give him a full endorsement

 

someone as insane as trump might do it

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Response to realmirage (Reply #11)

Thu May 26, 2016, 08:04 PM

13. I'm sure prisons are full of Trump-like sociopaths who are willing to serve in his government.

I am thinking a gang of thugs and miscreants.

Why would Bernie flirt with this devil? Does he hate America?

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Response to Koinos (Reply #13)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:05 PM

17. Lol

 

if prisoners endorsed trump he would start advocating for their release tomorrow. He could make some really, really, great deals, such great deals, to get them freed

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Response to realmirage (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 06:18 PM

6. Haha.. palin 4 press sec. lol

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Response to Cha (Reply #6)

Thu May 26, 2016, 06:24 PM

7. Yep. Aka, word salad secretary.

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Response to Koinos (Reply #7)

Thu May 26, 2016, 06:34 PM

9. lol

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Response to realmirage (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 06:27 PM

8. Wouldn't just be politicians, he would bring in some of the shadiest characters

you can possibly imagine. Lawyers for Crooks Inc. It would be a true step backwards for the country.

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Response to BootinUp (Reply #8)

Thu May 26, 2016, 06:40 PM

10. Good opportunity to appoint a Casino Czar.

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Response to Koinos (Reply #10)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:10 PM

18. The economy would be run by a posse of

 

casino pit bosses. His "American roulette" economic vision to improve on reagonomics. Basically the American people have a 4 percent chance of not losing their house, but the buffet is only 2.99

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Response to realmirage (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 07:52 PM

12. Now that I think about it his campaign manager

 

would probably get press secretary, since trump could trust him to get violent with any reporter who asked a question he didn't like

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Response to realmirage (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 08:35 PM

14. This sounds like fun!

Sarah Palin: Vice President of the United States
Paul Wolfowitz: Secretary of State
Chris Christie: Secretary of Transportation
Roy Moore: Attorney General
Al Dunlap: Secretary of Labor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_J._Dunlap)
Michele Fiore: Secretary of the Interior
Joe Arpaio: Secretary of Homeland Security
Gary Southern: Secretary of Environmental Protection (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Elk_River_chemical_spill)
Bernard Madoff: Secretary of the Treasury
Ted Nugent: Secretary of Defense
Lauch Faircloth: Secretary of Agriculture (I can't find a link to it, but before he was elected US Senator from NC, he was part-owner of a hog farm that dumped a million gallons of pig shit into the Neuse River. He spent his one term trying to loosen environmental regulations for large hog farms.)
Doug McMillon: Secretary of Commerce (McMillon runs Walmart. Nuff said!)
Rick Scott: Secretary of Health and Human Services
Frank Cali: Housing and Urban Development (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Cali)
Don Blankenship: Secretary of Energy
Glen Dunkerson: Secretary of Education (Dunkerson is probably a decent-enough guy, but the GOP intends to close the Department of Education; let's put the CEO of Atlas Van Lines in there so they'll have someone who knows how to pack boxes at the helm.)
Donald Adair: Administrator of OSHA (Don Adair owned West Fertilizer Company, the ammonium nitrate dealer that in 2013 exploded and leveled the town it was located in.)
Maurice Gallagher: Administrator of the FAA (Gallagher helped found ValuJet.)
Sorry folks, I can't think of anyone who hates veterans badly enough to serve as his Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #14)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:14 PM

19. Omg there are too many good ones there to list

 

Christie, madoff, nugent

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Response to realmirage (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 08:40 PM

16. Chuck Grassley for AG

He's done such a wonderful job as head of the Judiciary Committee and he doesn't have a law degree. Trump doesn't need no stinkin lawyer as AG.

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Response to SharonClark (Reply #16)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:16 PM

20. laws degrees are for elitist shills

 

The poorly educated know how to run things. I love the poorly educated

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Response to realmirage (Original post)

Fri May 27, 2016, 04:01 AM

21. Gordon Gecko, Dr Evil, and Carrot-Top. nt

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