I can't stop teasing

[Bonobo]

my hair.

It's at its longest in many years as I try to grow a pony tail.

I can't stop teasing it in the meantime.

I think I like this double pony tail.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Funny, that's not how I pictured you.

Anyway, there's nothing so much a pain in the ass as that period before it's long enough to all put back.

Especially if you're not one who particularly likes hats.

[Bonobo]

2. Yeah it's an awkward time right now.

I have to say, I have great fucking hair though. And how DID you picture me, man? I'm a hippie at heart.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Patience, that's all I can say.

I think the last time I actually paid for a haircut, was 1994. I'm still happy with mine, too, although it's getting pretty gray.

...Honestly? You've had that avatar so long, I thought you looked like Vonnegut.

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. Maybe it's time for me to get a new avatar too

lest people think I look like Smedley.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. You're welcome to swipe mine

Remember, it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast.

[Doctor_J]

9. Same here

At my age it's the last thing that really looks top-notch - black with just a hint of grey at the temples, wavy, no recession, no bald spot. It's almost enough to distract the women from my wrinkles, crows' feet, liver spots, and assorted small moles.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

5. I love my hair, and so do a lot of people

I used to grow it longer, but I don't like how it hangs when it gets to a certain point. Now I will actually buzz cut it once a year, which to me at one time was unthinkable.

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Everywhere, Daddy Daddy

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Is that Beckham? Wow, he's kind of hot.

I sure hope no one is experiencing any sort of unauthorized brain-addling erotoxins looking at that.

[Major Nikon]

10. "They pleasured themselves to death"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/111411583

You have been warned.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. PATHOLOGICAL LUST IS NOT A JOKE, SMART GUY

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP EXPERIENCING UNAUTHORIZED AROUSAL. REQUESTS MUST BE FILED IN TRIPLICATE. OUR SCIENTISTS PREDICT TOTAL VICTORY OVER THE ORGASM IN FIVE YEARS. BLEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHH

[Major Nikon]

28. Don't forget....

[seabeyond]

12. my beckham.... da man.....

my man

[Bonobo]

13. Yep, he is a hot, hot guy. No doubt about it!

Good to see you drunk and loosened up a bit! You might even be fun!

[seabeyond]

14. huh? wtf are you talkin' bout? nt

[Bonobo]

16. I thought you were tying one on. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

31. "tying one on"

remember this thing?



Anyway, my take generally is, anything that causes assorted corners of this place to lighten up, is a good thing. Better than the neverending parade of grievances which only serve to increase the DU suckage quotient.

If that means making fun of me, hey-- cool, whatever works.

[Bonobo]

15. Replied to wrong person. Delete. nt

Last edited Thu Mar 20, 2014, 02:05 AM - Edit history (1)

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Amazing what a nice field trip can do, for the soul.

Seriously, to think that a mere few months ago some corners of this place were in incomprehensible, unable-to-see-straight fulminating lava-hot outrage over the sports illustrated swimsuit issue.

To be fair, though, wintertime fucks with everyone's mind a bit.

[Bonobo]

18. That's pretty much it. Beckham is hot. Enjoy it.

Look at his crotch, those abs. Have a beer. Chill. Laugh at doors. It's all good.

We're good people and all that crap breaks down at the individual level anyway.

So...let's chill and smoke a J, eh?

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Yeah, far be it for me to suggest anyone take anything a tad less seriously

certainly not after 25 threads of ever-escalating hyperbole, to the point where near the end that one beach photo had personally refused to bomb the rail lines to Auschwitz, was seen behind a puff of smoke on the grassy knoll, and Nina Agdal's butt was rumored to be roaming the Australian outback helping dingoes steal babies.

[opiate69]

21. -

[LadyHawkAZ]

23. GODDAMMIT

DO NOT DO THAT WHEN I AM DRINKING COFFEE!! Hot liquid HURTS coming out the nose.

[Warren DeMontague]

26. Oooh, ouch

I drink mine cold, avoids that problem.

[Warren DeMontague]

27. Damn. 6-0.

Also, alerter... if you're really serious: "Objectivism" is the philosophy of Ayn Rand, and I'm delighted to say I refuse to understand it even one little whit.

On Thu Mar 20, 2014, 10:09 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

Yeah, far be it for me to suggest anyone take anything a tad less seriously
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1114&pid=13519

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Shit stirring hyperbole. All part of his refusal to understand a basic concept like objectivism and continue to trivialize women's rights. Members of this group need to comport themselves like adults rather than children, or at least try to fake it.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Thu Mar 20, 2014, 10:15 PM, and the Jury voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
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Explanation: Alerter: stop trolling and put the men's group in the trash bin
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Explanation: Zis is literature, eet must stay!
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Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Maybe I could choose a side here, if I even knew what the fuck I was reading...?

--Systematic Chaos
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Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[In_The_Wind]

29. Good grief!

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[Warren DeMontague]

30. Heh. Perfect smiley.

I have to say, also, alerter--- I actually DO think I understand Objectivism:

[Bonobo]

24. Sadly, in the cold light of day...

It is all clear once again. The poorly chosen word, "gal", must be erased as the offensive thing that it ism and replaced with the word "women".

It must be SO fucking hard to be in that mindset.

[Warren DeMontague]

25. Not me.

just cant get my head around the metric system, sorry

[Warren DeMontague]

20. He is, indeed! In fact, at first glance, i thought he was wheeling a....

..you know what? I think it's gonna need to bake in the oven a bit longer.

[In_The_Wind]

22. I'm never gonna tease again.

We are only talking about hair, right?

IMO: A double or triple ponytail is wonderful for keeping the hair out of my face when I'm riding my trike.