Koch Bros City 110 Degrees Today - Hows that Global Warmin' Workin out for ya there?
Yep. Mother nature is still on a rampage and is fine tuning her targets.
Wichita Ks - Home town of the Koch Bros headquarters is broiling at 110f and ohfuckimgonnadie humidity.
Of course I am sure the Koch Bros are probably hanging out in their air conditioned troll holes a mile below the surface.. closer to their God.
Hey Scott Walker - you hiding in the AC (no doubt) while your homeless constituents are baking at 104f? I suppose if you did come out your helmet hair would just melt like blacktop all down that numbwitted face of yours.
And let's see.. who else is getting hammered today? Oh weehaw 103f in South Dakota by-gum. I guess Mamma Nature is letting y'all know that all that new drilling up your way is getting on about her last nerve.
And Montana.. what did you do? Better check your voting record at 102f. Now, I spent a year in Montana and only one day was I able to wear a pair of shorts without breaking goosebumps. Chilly all year.. till now that is.
Woowee Arkansas! 102f and wtfhumidity. I don't even want to go through the list Arkansas. I'll just say sit down on the curb and think about it a minute.
Altogether though the hot state today is Kansas. Buckle of the Bible Belt, haters of women and gays and home to the Koch Bros.
All you good liberals still in these particular areas - Move. That's all I can say.
