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William769

(55,142 posts)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 03:02 PM Jun 2012

Thank You Hater!

DISCLAIMER: lots of dirty words in the video!

“Some might say you are a…
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, iliterat, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you beautiful stranger.”

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Thank You Hater! (Original Post) William769 Jun 2012 OP
and you misspelled cancer xchrom Jun 2012 #1
It's true... WillParkinson Jun 2012 #2
I hate when that happens. Hassin Bin Sober Jun 2012 #4
Oh, don't worry... WillParkinson Jun 2012 #6
Well done! silverweb Jun 2012 #3
Thanks. William769 Jun 2012 #7
You know, FunkyGibon69 has an eBay account. n/t Ian David Jun 2012 #5
"wanking like a gibbon?" Zorra Jun 2012 #8
*Shudders* Fearless Jun 2012 #9

WillParkinson

(16,862 posts)
2. It's true...
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 03:13 PM
Jun 2012

I laughed out loud. My dogs were looking at me like I am insane...which I guess I can't deny any longer.

silverweb

(16,402 posts)
3. Well done!
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 03:15 PM
Jun 2012


[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]I did have trouble understanding all the lyrics, so here they are from YouTube:


Well hello friend Mister Insightful
Thank you for your comment on my little Youtube clip!
Most people say you're cruel and spiteful,
But you're right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick.

They call you hater well they're just jealous
Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills I can't deny
How will we know if you don't tell us
We could improve our Youtube channels by "fucking off and dying"?

Some might say you are a...
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, iliterat, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you beautiful stranger.

I love the way you don't upload things
You know we'd be too dazzled by your cinematic vision
But you're there on every comment string
Where you teach us, just like Jesus but while wanking like a gibbon.

I'm really sure that if I met you
You probably wouldn't rape me like you promised that you would
We are like "that"; I really get you
You're right about that laughing kid, he is a total "cnut".

(Samba instrumental)

You wished me cancer and misspelled "cancer"
But I know that it's a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you'd also like a go.

You said that girls shouldn't do funny
But you'd fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you.
Oh what a line you lovely honey.
Are you on e-harmony? Oo! I'll join the queue!

Some might say you're a...
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, iliterate, waste of human skin.

But if it wasn't for you my darling,
I would never have written this tune.
Some might say that You're So Vain,
But this song is all about you!

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
8. "wanking like a gibbon?"
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:06 PM
Jun 2012



I'm going to use that on DU -

"Dude, you know, you're like, wanking like a gibbon here."
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