Flight Plan: Nosy Stewardess Outs Canadian Airplane Passenger
Flight Plan: Nosy Stewardess Outs Canadian Airplane Passenger
After reading about the gay couple who had their sex toy removed from their luggage and taped to the outside of a checked bag, Canadian writer Donald D’Haene was inspired to pen a column about his embarrassment at the hands of airline staffers when he and his hubby were just trying to get to Toronto:
One time Maurice and I used our Air Miles and took an 8:50 a.m., 43-minute Air Canada flight to Toronto. I was on the phone up until the last minute so we boarded separately—in fact, I was second last—but it didn’t matter as we had preassigned reserved seats together. When I finally walked down the aisle of the plane, Maurice was still trying to fit something in the overhead compartment. As I stopped at our seats, I heard the stewardess’s voice: “Sir, can you sit at the back of the plane.”
Notice the punctuation. Yes, said like a statement, not a question. I quickly glanced at my ticket.
“No, I have the right seat number. I’d rather sit here.”
“I’d rather you sit at the back,” she continued in an imperative tone.
“Why?” I asked in exasperation.
“It’s best.”
I was not a happy air miles flyer but I didn’t want to make a scene. “Okay, then!” I retorted in frustration. Picking up my carry on bag, I took two steps towards the back when I was interrupted by her voice again: “Is there some reason you want to sit up here?”
Oh, other than the fact that was my assigned seat? Even though the entire plane could hear this conversation, I kept my cool. ”It’s okay.”
“No, tell me why you want to sit up here!”
“You don’t want to know. Trust me.”
Full story here: http://www.queerty.com/flight-plan-nosy-stewardess-outs-canadian-airplane-passenger-20120910/#ixzz266hwwO97
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