Internet pastor: Dont masturbate because its gay sex (Wow! The stupid hurts!)

[icymist]

High school football coach and internet pastor ‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire, who has a surreal online following, made the comments on his ‘Pass the Salt’ livestream. 
You’ve just got to say no to it, as hard as it is. If you’re very honest about it, masturbation is homosexuality.

“You’re having sex with a man. You’re putting images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man.

“It’s where the Devil will take us if we give him free range in our minds.”

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/04/01/internet-pastor-dont-masturbate-because-its-gay-sex/?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=PinkNews&utm_source=Twitter1/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=PA&utm_campaign=PP

This article is a gold-mine of ignorance and stupidity, all in the name of God! This guy damns everybody; public schools ("Our public schools are rife with sexual deviancy" ), women athletes ("every time I’d go to the ball games, I kept an eye on my daughters to see if they’d taken the homo bait yet" ), Hillary Clinton ("That strong spirit of lesbianism, there" ). At the end he shows his true misogynistic white supremacist colors: "had good old, white American men not shown up at the polls yesterday".

[pbmus]

1. Well, I am certainly damned....and going straight to Hell...

[RKP5637]

2. Deranged people now get heard. It's disgusting. n/t

[Cartoonist]

3. Homo Bait

A product in need of an ad.

Off to my drawing board.

[irisblue]

11. LOL!

[Girard442]

4. "So, Coach...we're all gay now?"

[marble falls]

5. I'm guessing he's gay, too. Join the crowd...

what a git he is.

[Xipe Totec]

6. If by gay he means happy and joyful, then yes. nt

[FiveGoodMen]

7. "You've just got to say no to it, as hard as it is"

Phrasing!

[Turbineguy]

9. Yeah

That's about as hard as it gets.

[RKP5637]

8. Wow!!! About 100% of the US is therefore gay. Wow, who would've known! n/t

[gay texan]

10. oh NOW they tell me....

Well, guess im screwed....

[Odoreida]

13. Very stupid, but not original with this guy.

It's more or less "party line" with Christian fundies.

Really.

[irisblue]

14. Impure thoughts lead to impure actions Sister Albertine 1972, Detroit

The nuns at the Catholic schools in the 70's said similiar things to the girls. I guess the priests said similsr things to the boys too, maybe.
Although Sr Albertine never specifically not to kiss girls.

And a ?, how do you learn to give pleasure to another person without practice?