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Thu Dec 6, 2018, 06:40 PM

We Are Not A Glum Lot....(trying to find the humor in this unmanageable mess)

Tweets I found that me made me laugh and think...yeah, That Me. Please feel free to add on.

1.
savannah (@savcostanza) Tweeted:
This girl next to my in class offered me a sip of her drink cause I mentioned that I was thirsty.. I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am y’all


2.
Faustino Limon Jr (@FLJBieber) Tweeted:
My fatass was drunk last night and had a photo shoot with my McDonald’s hashbrown at 4AM


3.
Kayne not Kanye (@kaynecaraway) Tweeted:
I blanked when I got to the counter at Starbucks and said “vodka soda” and she said “huh” and I said “huh” and then we stared at each other until I remembered I was there for coffee.

^Me^




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Reply We Are Not A Glum Lot....(trying to find the humor in this unmanageable mess) (Original post)
irisblue Dec 2018 OP
MLAA Dec 2018 #1
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Response to irisblue (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 07:04 PM

1. I enjoyed these also!

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Response to MLAA (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 07:11 PM

3. In the rooms, "This is what happened..."

Were so often told as only we can....laughter and then tears. We sure do some amazing stuff that often starts out hysterically funny. And then, yeah then

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Response to irisblue (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 07:06 PM

2. now I am deeply grateful twitter, cell phone photos and instagram are fairly new

SUZI VERT (@cindysuzette) Tweeted:
luring my drunk friends home

{__/}
( • . •)
/ >🌮u want this?

{__/}
( • - •)
🌮< get in the fucking uber


Brandon (@brandnhampshire) Tweeted:
You know you've had a good night when you invite your mum round https://t.co/j4W4IvJakr


Katie Messina (@MessinaKatie) Tweeted:
This weekend my sister said the alcohol I was drinking was “so high school” and I replied saying “you’re high school” and I can’t stop thinking about it... if you know of better come backs lmk bc I know none


Katie Messina (@MessinaKatie) Tweeted:
I’ve been re watching vanderpump rules and I can’t stop laughing at Jax trying to get Stassi back by saying she is more important than a bottle of vodka, lol how sweet <333 #truelove



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Response to irisblue (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 07:12 PM

4. I remember liking the hash brown photo shoot tweet.

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Response to irisblue (Original post)

Sat Dec 29, 2018, 08:57 PM

5. Found today....#truth

djsaltlife.com (@saltlifechuck) Tweeted:
Overheard at my local S&S...

Clerk: What’d you get for Christmas?
Customer: Drunk
Clerk: What did your wife get?
Customer: Mad

#ikidyounot

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