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Sun Dec 16, 2018, 08:06 AM

A no-bake cake that just tastes so much better when done with child-labor.

The high-brow version is called "Cold Dog". The messy version is called "Bloodsausage". We're doing the messy version.



1.
Force your kids to break 200g of plain butterscotch-cookies into small pieces of about half an inch, into a very large bowl.

2.
Make them sprinkle the cookies with 100 ml of cold milk and carefully stir to mix.

3.
Hear them wail as you mix 100g soft chocolate-spread, 100g soft butter, 2 tablespoons of cocoa-powder and 1 tablespoon sugar.

4.
Command them to drain conserved, pitted sour-cherries in a sieve.

5.
Watch them shuffle nervously as you carefully stir with a spoon the chocolate-cream and the cookies for about 5-10 minutes until it's an even dough.

6.
Break their little hearts by ripping off a piece of plastic wrap about 1x2 feet and laying it out on the table. Put a few tablespoons of the chocolate-cookie-mass in the center of the plastic-wrap and shape it roughly into a log. Use the back-end of a spoon to poke holes into the log and insert the sour-cherries evenly along the length of the log.

7.
Wrap the plastic-wrap around the log, long edge to long edge, and roll into a cylinder. Roll, squeeze and massage until the air-bubbles are out and you have a tight, evenly shaped log. Tie up the loose ends. Repeat until all dough is used.

8.
Make.
Them.
Lick.
The.
Bowl.

9.
Put the logs into a sturdy bag and put them out into the snow overnight.

10.
The next day: Cut into slices and serve.





Muhahahaha!!!

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Squinch Dec 2018 #1
Kittycow Dec 2018 #2
ret5hd Dec 2018 #3
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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Sun Dec 16, 2018, 08:11 AM

1. Awesome post! Awesome looking recipe too!

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Sun Dec 16, 2018, 08:50 AM

2. You beast!

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Sun Dec 16, 2018, 10:57 AM

3. 1: You end up with 5g of plain butterscotch cookie pieces in a large bowl and some thirsty kids

2: All the milk is used to wash down the cookies

3: Whoops! They stole and used the damn cocoa powder in step #2!!!

4: Sour cherries are first tasted then thrown at each other

5: The kids are in "time-out" while you "have-a-drink"

6: Break their little hearts by opening a tube of store bought cookie dough

7: You can skip this part

8: Make. Them. Watch. You. Eat. The. Cookies.

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Response to ret5hd (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 16, 2018, 11:13 AM

4. Well done!

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