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ralps

(77,724 posts)
Fri Jan 20, 2017, 08:45 PM Jan 2017

LOL Here's the latest Maralix post!

https://www.facebook.com/Maralix-Take-A-Chance-On-Me-299357103741252/

"Mom and the Bob person left early this morning, we have the house to ourselves. Mom said she loved us and will see us soon. We even got an extra treat this morning. She didn't look like mom, was lacking a certain glow. I think it was the lack of foundation, mascara and eye shadow. I see quite a difference when a woman treats herself to facial care. A good moisturizer, the right shade of eye make up, not too much, just enough to accentuate her already lovely colour. A bit of blush to bring out the cheek bones. It all comes together with a well chosen frock that is currently in fashion. I swear I never talked like this in the Happy Forest! I live in a house filled with estrogen and it is having a drastic effect on my masculinity. Girls everywhere! I need to stand under a street light and spit."

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