My cats call me "HooMom" . . . what do your critter overlords call you?

[fleur-de-lisa]

I assume it's a blend of 'Hooman' and 'Mom', but the sneaky little fur balls won't confirm or deny.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Something like "YAAAAA!"

[TygrBright]

2. "Random hoomin" or "whatsyername", mostly... n/t

[irisblue]

3. humom, occasionally servent.

[niyad]

4. I am not sure I can translate what my little furry overlord calls me!

[fleur-de-lisa]

5. They used to refer to me as "Dear Feeder" . . .

but, what with the nightmare we are living thanks to Trumpy and KJU, they held a meeting and nixed that.

[shenmue]

6. Tummy Pat Lady

[procon]

7. I'm the live in help.

I'm a drudge, a charwoman, their bathroom attendant, and designated barf removal flunky. I multitask as my two sovereign masters command. I answer to their every whim. I am a comfy lounge chair, a feeding station, a convenient exercise mat, and a repository for loose hair. I am a can opener extraordinaire, a tosser of fuzzy toys, and their not-so-wealthy benefactor. I am their loyal acolyte, the bringer of gifts, the supplicant who bares offerings of tasty gourmet morsels to tempt their jaded palates. I live to serve.

[Stonepounder]

8. Mine refer to us as 'uprights',

Chief cook, bottle washer, dispenser of treats, ear scratcher, chauffeur, and I am sure, other less complimentary names.