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Related: About this forumPracticing dog law attorney my client individual # 1
I had to hit the ground running this morning as a attorney of dog law.
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My wife - Boog get down from there stop eating the cat food as she was standing at the keurig
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My wife- telling boog to drop the old family size stouffers family size Mac and cheese container he liberated from the garage out of trash can as he was carrying it through the house heading upstairs to enjoy his treat.
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Practicing dog law attorney my client individual # 1 (Original Post)
TEB
Dec 2018
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ret5hd
(20,489 posts)1. You do any pro-bono work in cat law? I have one facing an immediate need!!!
TEB
(12,841 posts)2. We never turn away any furry friends
Ive never won a case yet
ret5hd
(20,489 posts)10. Oh, I don't want him to actually win...
Just don't want any claims of "lack of representation".
get the red out
(13,461 posts)4. Shelby needs an attorney on retainer!
There is a 2 year old Border Collie in our house that needs an attorney on retainer!
TEB
(12,841 posts)5. I'll do it
get the red out
(13,461 posts)6. He will pay in kibble
But not very much! The dude's a pig!
TEB
(12,841 posts)7. No charge
I understand boog is a pig as well
samnsara
(17,616 posts)8. i need to hire you!
Ohiogal
(31,977 posts)9. Mac and cheese containers
Doesn't that fall under eminent domain?
As in, this is eminently my domain, humans! Back off!