Joke: The Drugstore Visit..
not new...but I gotta share this one
A young man entered a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist told
him that the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asked which
pack the young man wanted.
"Well, I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot,"
the young man explained. "We're having dinner with her parents
tonight and then we're going out and I really think tonight's the
night I'm getting lucky. And once she's had me, I know she'll want me
more of me, so I guess I better get the 9 pack. use some tonight, save some
for later "
...He purchased the condoms and left.
Sitting down at dinner with his girlfriend's parents that evening, he
asked if he could give the blessing. He began the prayer, but
continued praying for several minutes. Finally his girlfriend leaned
over and said, "You never told me that you were such a religious person.
He whispered back, "And you never told me that your father was a
pharmacist."
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