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Willie Nelson joke
Article on Willie in the latest Rolling Stone, and he tells the following:
Guy goes to see his doctor for his annual physical. Doctor walks in and says, "Well, for one thing, you're going to have to stop masturbating." The guy says "Why would you say that?" Doctor replies, "Because otherwise I can't examine you."
