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MADem

(135,425 posts)
Fri Nov 8, 2013, 02:50 AM Nov 2013

Don't Knit and Drive.....

A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting.

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO', the young lady yelled back, 'IT's A SCARF!'

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Don't Knit and Drive..... (Original Post) MADem Nov 2013 OP
LOL Cute! polly7 Nov 2013 #1
Ha ha ha! nt MADem Nov 2013 #2
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