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dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
Tue Nov 19, 2013, 10:35 AM Nov 2013

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.

It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea!
What is it that you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.

The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

"One that would fit a Camel."

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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. (Original Post) dipsydoodle Nov 2013 OP
oh so funny !! k&r lunasun Nov 2013 #1
Tee hee hee libodem Nov 2013 #2
One of my all time favorites. My version has the two elderly ladies on a beach. SaveOurDemocracy Nov 2013 #3
Loved it! gratefultobelib Dec 2013 #4
The version I saw ConcernedCanuk Dec 2013 #5
 

ConcernedCanuk

(13,509 posts)
5. The version I saw
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 04:29 PM
Dec 2013

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read like this:

after

"One that would fit a Camel."

was

The pharmacist fainted!



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