Humor
Related: About this forumTwo old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea!
What is it that you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.
The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
"One that would fit a Camel."
lunasun
(21,646 posts)side note I did not know there was a humor group !
libodem
(19,288 posts)You funny English. My dad's parents both immigrated from England in the early 1900's.
SaveOurDemocracy
(4,398 posts)gratefultobelib
(1,591 posts)Made me laugh out loud!
ConcernedCanuk
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read like this:
after
"One that would fit a Camel."
was
The pharmacist fainted!
CC