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Omaha Steve

(99,501 posts) Mon Jan 20, 2014, 10:53 AM Jan 2014

The guys at the barber shop asked me...

The guys at the barber shop asked me what actress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.

I’m old, tired, and pee a lot.

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The guys at the barber shop asked me... (Original Post) Omaha Steve Jan 2014 OP

Makes perfect sense to me. RushIsRot Jan 2014 #1

RushIsRot

(4,016 posts)

1. Makes perfect sense to me.

Reply to Omaha Steve (Original post)

Tue Jan 21, 2014, 07:06 PM

Jan 2014

If offered super sex, I'll take the soup every time - but not if I plan to be riding an elevator in the near future.

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