The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator

[Old and In the Way]

Fair and Balanced Paranoia, Delivered on Demand

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-conspiracy.htm?PS=901,104,199,907:17



Why take the time to actually listen to Beck's crazy ideas when you can generate your own?

[icymist]

1. Okay, let's try this out:

Conspiracy Number One:
Here's what's happening America: Tax-hiking liberal socialists stole our country when you weren't looking so they could hack into your Facebook account and send penile enlargement ads to all of your friends.
Conspiracy Number Two:
The real inconventient truth liberals don't want you to know are that they are enlisting the aliens from area 51 so they can fill the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with bong water.
Conspiracy Number Three:
Dolphin-loving food co-op members want to create a One World Government that will remove your appendix and eat it in front of you and your children.
Conspiracy Number Four:
George Soros and his fellow economic war criminals are trying to create a public panic about global warming so they can shoot puppies on the White House lawn.

Wow! This is as much fun as the Nostradamus Quatrain Generator:
http://getodd.com/stuf/nostradamus.html
I asked Ol' Nostra "Is Glen Beck an idiot?"
He answered:
Earth-shaking fire from the center of the earth
In the path of the hollow mountains
Not far from the age of the great millennium
Nearby, two columns of Porphyry found
I think that means yes.

[faeries]

2. Conspiracy

This is what I got:

Here's what's happening America: Tax-hiking liberal socialists stole our country when you weren't looking so they could hack into your Facebook account and send penile enlargement ads to all of your friends.

[RedRocco]

3. I loled

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