THE BEST BLONDE JOKE LATELY
Two sisters, one
blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in
financial trouble...
In order to keep
the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own
stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her
sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the
bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul
it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's
ranch, inspects the bull and decides she wants to buy
it.
The man tells
her that he will sell it for $599, no
less.After paying
him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister
a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into
the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a
telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a
bull for our ranch and I need her to hitch the trailer
to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul
it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that
he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99
cents a word.
Well, after
paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll
only be able to send her sister one word.
After
a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want
you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The
operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to
know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your
pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back
to your ranch if you send her just the
word'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My
sister's blonde. The word is
big.
She'll read it
very slowly...
'com-for-da-bul.'
