Cell Phone Humor

[Crewleader]

Last edited Sat Aug 30, 2014, 12:03 AM - Edit history (1)

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

"Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train-yes, I know it's six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that floozy from the accounts office-with the boss. No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!" etc.,etc.

Fifteen minutes later at St. Anne de Bellevue, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice:

"Hey, Eric, turn off that stupid phone and come back to bed!"

[Scuba]

1. My boss (an attractrive, younger woman) did that to me while I was on the phone with my wife.

My wife was not amused, and neither was I. Do you think that qualified as sexual harrassment?

[Crewleader]

2. I laughed at this as a joke.

Some people with cell phones can really disregard others around them. I bet Eric will be more careful on the cell phone in the public but in your case you have a boss that's seems like a jokster but only you would know the answer to your question Scuba.

[Scuba]

3. Yeah, she thought she was funny. Glad I'm retired now.

[Crewleader]

4. And having fun I hope

This peanuts comic today made me chuckle! It's been 22 years no smoking for me.
Starting to gray myself but won't mind being called a grayhaired foxy old rascal...kinda cute!



You and your wife have a Wonderful Labor Day Weekend!

[Scuba]

5. More fun than I can possibly describe.

BTW, I quit cigarettes in 1974. Never looked back, never missed them.

[Crewleader]

6. Yes fun indeed, those two beautiful dogs you have!:)

And hats off to YOU, to be so Cool in 1974!

[Crewleader]

7. Cell Phone Cartoon by Signe Wilkinson :)