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Expat in Korea

(119 posts) Thu Dec 25, 2014, 03:44 AM Dec 2014

Plateaus are the...

...highest form of flattery.

Cannibals seem nice at first, but they're just buttering you up.

Sorry. I'll just get my coat...

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K&R DeSwiss Dec 2014 #1

Guy walks into a bar. Expat in Korea Dec 2014 #2

DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)

1. K&R

Reply to Expat in Korea (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2014, 08:02 AM

Dec 2014

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

- John McNamee, Kafka's Joke Book

Expat in Korea

(119 posts)

2. Guy walks into a bar.

Reply to DeSwiss (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 28, 2014, 04:46 AM

Dec 2014

He sees three slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender what that's all about.
"That? Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you'll get free drinks all night. If you miss, though, you'll have to buy rounds for everybody for an hour. Wanna try?"
"Nope. Not me. The steaks are too high."

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