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Crewleader

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Thu Feb 19, 2015, 12:48 PM Feb 2015

Voted Best Joke in Ireland


John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife !"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of
the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's
only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by
the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO SEND THIS ON. . ..
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Voted Best Joke in Ireland (Original Post) Crewleader Feb 2015 OP
That's cute. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2015 #1
I laughed at loud at this one. nt No Vested Interest Feb 2015 #2
Oh yes, hermetic Feb 2015 #3
Message auto-removed Name removed Feb 2015 #4
An Irish Blessing :) Crewleader Mar 2015 #5
More loike best joke in the Republic of Cork mackerel Mar 2015 #6

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