Ted Cruz Sex Toy

[leftofkant]

Somewhat (aka very) strange news story here, but here it goes...

So I saw this mentioned on Comedy Central's show '@Midnight' early last week. Apparently someone started an Indiegogo campaign to make a Ted Cruz dildo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ted-cruz-is-a-dick--2/x/10709492

Comedy central clip begins at 6:26: http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/453th9/-midnight-monday--may-11--2015-season-2-ep-02104#time=6m24s&index=0

I can't stop laughing... and to be honest, their Ted Cruz dildo model is pretty well-done. Maybe I'm insane, but I donated.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Given the weird shape of his head, I bet it hits all sorts of hard to reach spaces.

... okay, fine, forget I said that.

[leftofkant]

2. Hahaha, one can only hope :)

[leftofkant]

3. Wow

Ha. Now I see that the New York Observer did a news story about this http://observer.com/2015/05/ted-cruz-dildo-edward-snowden-bust/

Life is stranger than fiction, as they say.

[MosheFeingold]

4. He could only hope to be so large. n/t

[mackerel]

6. I kinda made me a little sick.

[woz75]

7. TOO FUNNY

Ted is no doubt a dildo but I don't see anyone besides Joshua Feuerstein actually pleasuring themselves with it lol

[FounderY]

8. Since this is an offbeat humor forum we can now beatoff too!

Offbeat = Beatoff
Yep.