Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March

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Admonishing those responsible for failing to uphold their moral duties, Vice President Mike Pence expressed disappointment Saturday in the 200,000 husbands and fathers who had allowed the women and girls in their charge to attend the Women’s March on Washington. “I can’t tell you how let down I feel by the heads of these households who did not simply give their wives and daughters a firm, decisive ‘no’ when they asked to participate in today’s demonstration,” said Pence, noting with frustration that many of the protesters had been granted permission to travel across the country alone and stay for several days in a faraway city with no male chaperone whatsoever to guide and look after them. “There are a few men marching as well, so they must be the ones supervising this whole thing, and thank God for that. But I can’t help but feel that these ladies’ custodians—the ones who were supposed to be providing a masculine voice of reason on these sorts of matters—have really come up short today.” Pence stressed that he, for example, had told his 23-year-old eldest daughter that it was simply out of the question when she mentioned she was thinking of attending the march. - The Onion

American Satirical Journalism.

[dhill926]

1. haha...

no doubt those thoughts actually ran thru his little mind....

[Mike Nelson]

2. LOL...

...the best humor is based on truth!

[skylucy]

3. Boy, you had me going for a minute there! Then, I saw the Onion at the end. Geez... I usually can

spot satire immediately. I guess my Cra Cra Barometer has shifted a lot since Friday.

[krispos42]

4. So close to the truth as to be scary.

:-/

K&R

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5. It's a shame the dRump regime is putting The Onion out of business.

Reality shouldn't be this terrifying.

[krispos42]

6. You mean "predictive"

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
NEWS
January 17, 2001
Vol 43 Issue 01 Politics · Government · George W. Bush · Clinton Administration

WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

"My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us."

Bush swore to do "everything in [his] power" to undo the damage wrought by Clinton's two terms in office, including selling off the national parks to developers, going into massive debt to develop expensive and impractical weapons technologies, and passing sweeping budget cuts that drive the mentally ill out of hospitals and onto the street.

During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.

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http://www.theonion.com/article/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros-464

Note the date... 3 days before Bush was sworn in.

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7. Holy crap! That deserves it's own thread.

Just leave out The Onioin as reference and change Bush to tRump.