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Thu Jan 26, 2017, 09:43 PM

Trumps first bowel movement in White House twice the size of Obamas, Press Secretary reports

Washington D.C. (dpo) - We knew Donald Trump wanted to go big, after all, ‘making America great again’ is no small task. Now, it seems he has delivered. The new White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced today to the gathered reporters of Washington, D.C., that the new President’s first official bowel movement was twice the size of Obama’s in 2009.
Although White House claims on the size of the crowd at Mr. Trump’s inauguration are disputed, in this case, the facts appear to be clear.

http://www.the-postillon.com/2017/01/trump-dump.html

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Reply Trumps first bowel movement in White House twice the size of Obamas, Press Secretary reports (Original post)
appleannie1943 Jan 2017 OP
onecaliberal Jan 2017 #1
irisblue Jan 2017 #2
appleannie1943 Jan 2017 #3
question everything Jan 2017 #4
appleannie1943 Jan 2017 #5
irisblue Jan 2017 #6
Buckeye_Democrat Jan 2017 #7
Bozvotros Jan 2017 #8
unionthug777 Jan 2017 #9

Response to appleannie1943 (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 09:48 PM

1. Trump is full of shit so that's obviously going to be the case.

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Response to appleannie1943 (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 09:48 PM

2. leaving his head 1/5 the size no doubt

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Response to irisblue (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 09:53 PM

3. It would still be YUUUUUUGE

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Response to appleannie1943 (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 09:54 PM

4. I was wondering how long it would take before he claims

that his dick is bigger than Obama's...

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Response to question everything (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 09:56 PM

5. He needs educated. Being a dick and having one are two different things.

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Response to appleannie1943 (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 10:25 PM

6. pass the aloe0

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Response to appleannie1943 (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 10:28 PM

7. He probably makes Melania look at it.

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Response to appleannie1943 (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 11:20 PM

8. "And that's just the part that made it into the toilet"

Spicer said proudly. "There was almost as much in the shorts we found under the bed."

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Response to appleannie1943 (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 11:14 AM

9. my thought

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