Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms

[Stonepounder]

THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion.
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“And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.
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Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313

Never heard of this site before, sounds like the UK equivalent of the Onion. Thought it was worth a chuckle.

[MFM008]

1. Good

Hope they get it on film....

[Norbert9]

2. LOL!