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Stardust Mirror

(340 posts)
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 01:17 PM Apr 2017

Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times

I do not like your tiny hands
I do not like your evil plans
I do not like your daughter's shoes
I do not like any of youse

I do not like your EPA
I do not like your DOJ
I do not like your pick for schools
I do not like your ship of fools

I do not like your pouty face
I do not like your master race
I do not like your robot wife
I do not like your whole damn life

I do not like your orange tan
I do not like your boss Bannon
I do not like your massive greed
I do not like you roaming free

I do not like your lack of wits
I do not like your stupid twits
I do not like your tower gold
I do not like your hollow soul

I do not like your triple chin
I do not like your cheating 'win'
I do not like your Russian pals
I do not like you grabbing gals

@Juan_Abbe aka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb 10

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Stardust Mirror

(340 posts)
1. Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times page 2/7
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 01:18 PM
Apr 2017

I do not like your baseless pride
I do not like your purchased bride
I do not like you skipping taxes
I do not like you, them's the facts's

I do not like your need for praise
I do not like your 'pay to plays'
I do not like your orange hair
I do not like you anywhere

I do not like your shady deals
I do not like you copping feels
I do not like your hateful words
I do not like you, stupid turd!

I do not like your selfishness
I do not like your foolishness
I do not like your yellow hair
I do not like you - let's be fair!

I do not like you when you talk
I do not like you when you squawk
I do not like you in a tower
I do not like you having power

I do not like you cuz you're rich
I do not like you cuz you bitch
I do not like you cuz you're tall
I do not like you - not at all!

@Juan_Abbe aka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb 10

Stardust Mirror

(340 posts)
2. Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times page 3/7
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 01:19 PM
Apr 2017

I do not like you in that House
I do not like you in my blouse
I do not like you in DC
I do not like you - can't you see?!

I do not like your fancy jets
I do not like you failing vets
I do not like your constant grift
I do not like you- get the drift?

I do not like you, bumbling fool
I do not like you, Putin's tool
I do not like you, full of hate
I do not like you - you just wait!

I do not like your hate for art
I do not like your lack of heart
I do not like your lack of skill
I do not like you, never will!

I do not like your ugly mug
I do not like your sniffy drug
I do not like your spox's dress
I do not like you, I confess

I do not like you on TV
I do not like your hookers' pee
I do not like your Russian tart
I do not like you, smelly fart!

@Juan_Abbe aka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb 10

Stardust Mirror

(340 posts)
3. Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times page 4/7
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 01:19 PM
Apr 2017

I do not like your cheezy taste
I do not like your reign of haste
I do not like your hateful fans
I do not like you, childish man

I do not like your endless needs
I do not like your dirty deeds
I do not like your Russian banks
I do not like you, just- no thanks!

I do not like your endless brags
I do not like your Federal gags
I do not like your golden toys
I do not like you, little boy

I do not like your racist views
I do not like attacks on Jews
I do not like your ignorance
I do not like you, Little Prince

I do not like your feckless rages
I do not like your wiping pages
I do not like your tweets while dumping
I do not like you little Trumpling

I do not like your vanity
I do not like your enmity
I do not like your empty head
I do not like you - wish you ----

@Juan_Abbe ka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb 10

Stardust Mirror

(340 posts)
4. Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times page 5/7
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 01:21 PM
Apr 2017

I do not like you raping girls
I do not like you ruling worlds
I do not like your loatheful ways
I do not like you - leave today!

I do not like your petty soul
I do not like your begging bowl
I do not like your foolish pride
I do not like this crazy ride!

Donald Trump you're such a jerk
All you ever do is smirk
Everything you say is wrong
Now you're Prez, but not for long!

I don't want you up my dress
I don't want you as my Prez
I don't want you up my skirt
Watch your step, I'm on alert!

I do not like you causing fear
I do not like Vladimir
I do not like your orange hue
I do not like you - getting through?

Donnie Donnie what a fail
Now you'll end your life in jail
Your whole life's without love
Money’s all it's made of

@Juan_Abbe aka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb

Stardust Mirror

(340 posts)
5. Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times page 6/7
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 01:21 PM
Apr 2017

Donald Trump you stupid ass
Clueless fool, you have no class
Only money gets you friends
In your pants, you wear Depends®

I will not pay for your wife's tower
I will not bow to Russian power
I will not pay for your dumb wall
I will pray for your swift fall

There's one thing that you should know
We all know you're only faux
You're not fooling anyone
You're the fool - just begone!

Do not tell me what are facts
Do not tell me to relax
Do not grab me by my pussy
Do not grab me! You big wussy!

Donnie Donnie wretched man
Endless ego needing fans
We see through your feeble bluff
You're a chicken, you're not tough

Tinkle tinkle Little Czar
By your hookers from afar
You wish they would you wish they might
Pee on 'Bama's bed tonight


@Juan_Abbe aka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb

Stardust Mirror

(340 posts)
6. Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times page 7/7
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 01:22 PM
Apr 2017

We don't buy your constant boasts
We won't be your birthing hosts
We won't give you any slack
Now get lost you ugly hack

You won't take my right to choose
You won't fool me with fake news
You won't saddle me with debts
You won't cow me with your threats

Do not tell me to behave
Do not tell me 'be a slave'
Do not grab me by my pussy
Do not grab me- I'll get fussy!

I know that you're a dope
I know that you can't cope
I know that you are slime
Time to go, you're out of time

I won't forget the lies you made
I won't forget the bribes you're paid
I won't forget the hate you spewed
So don't forget - I loathe you, dude

Do not tell me 'hey, you lost'
Do not tell me who's the boss
Do not grab me by my crotch
Do not grab me - I'm on watch


@Juan_Abbe aka Stardust Mirror 2017 Feb

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