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Wolf Blitzer to change name to Beige Smith so people know better what kind of personality to expect
http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/wolf-blitzer-to-change-name-to-beige-smith-so-people-know-better-what-kind-of-personality-to-expect-1.4161843
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They used to be plentiful, back in the day before Harper pulled the plug on funding. A few still remain, though.
According to the latest reports out of CNN, venerable anchor Wolf Blitzer will be changing his name to "Beige Smith," in order to lower people's expectations of excitement when they hear his name, and to better suit his personality which, if it were a colour, might be best described as "light-medium beige."
