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Stuart G

(38,414 posts)
Fri Jan 20, 2012, 08:20 PM Jan 2012

A story about Home Improvements..#11

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

"HONEY,......
COULD PLEASE YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."


HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
"FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
G.E.".. WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?"

I DON'T THINK SO."

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
"WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? iT WONT CLOSE RIGHT"
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

" FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO:....
"FINE", SHE SAYS....


THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

TO THE FRONT DOOR?

THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.

"I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THEM..
HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.... I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU..I AM GOING TO THE BAR."..


SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS .. ALL AFTERNOON, AND INTO THE EVENING. HE DRINKS....


HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME.

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL,... "WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED....
AND JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN WALKED BY AND ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM...SO,
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER

GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.........


THE HUSBAND SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
"HELLOOOOO.......
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FORHEAD??"


I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!


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A story about Home Improvements..#11 (Original Post) Stuart G Jan 2012 OP
Pretty good! darwin83 Feb 2012 #1
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