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n2doc

(47,953 posts)
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 12:26 PM Jan 2012

Typical Male....

The hapless amorous tortoise who only managed a little bit of tumble
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 6:16 PM on 20th January 2012


This hapless little chap has proved the old adage that when you are a tortoise you should make love slowly .. and carefully.

But when this African Spurred Tortoise forgot the common sense advice he got himself into a spot of bother and all in front of an audience.

He even drew a round of applause for his public display of affection.

...

After what spectators say was some frenzied love-making, a relative term given that the little chap is a species not famed for speed, he completely lost his balance during the excitement and fell over.



And there he stayed for a good ten minutes while onlookers started to worry for his safety.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089421/Fancy-bit-rough-tumble-love-The-hapless-amorous-tortoise-managed-little-bit-tumble.html

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Typical Male.... (Original Post) n2doc Jan 2012 OP
I hate it when that happens. Scuba Jan 2012 #1
maybe he wanted to try zbdent Jan 2012 #2
True to form, the female complains that he wasn't good enough. UrbScotty Jan 2012 #3
ARRRRRRRRG! Leg Cramp!!!!!!!!! benld74 Jan 2012 #4
They look like libodem Jan 2012 #5

UrbScotty

(23,980 posts)
3. True to form, the female complains that he wasn't good enough.
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:54 PM
Jan 2012

Just look at the expression on her face!

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