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Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:39 PM

The Roswell Incident

Some of you may recall that on July 8, 1947, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object with five aliens aboard crashed into a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force as well as other Federal Agencies.

However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April in the year 1948, nine months after that historic event, the following people were born:
Mike Pence
Donald Trump
Paul Manafort
Mitch McConnell
This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jackasses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.

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hermetic Sep 5 OP
2naSalit Sep 5 #1
Sneederbunk Sep 5 #2
TreasonousBastard Sep 5 #5
hermetic Sep 5 #8
sop Sep 5 #3
hermetic Sep 5 #9
CrispyQ Sep 5 #4
hermetic Sep 5 #6
FoxNewsSucks Sep 5 #11
Bev54 Sep 5 #7
FoxNewsSucks Sep 5 #12
BComplex Sep 5 #10
William Seger Sep 5 #13
hermetic Sep 5 #14

Response to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:42 PM

1. I knew it!

It makes perfect sense!

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Response to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:45 PM

2. Not sure where you are getting your information.

TFG and the Turtle were born before 1947.

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:50 PM

5. So we think, but the aliens are able to warp time.

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:58 PM

8. Well,

that's why it's in Humor, not LBN.

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Response to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:47 PM

3. The truth is out there.

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Response to sop (Reply #3)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:59 PM

9. Indeed!

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Response to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:49 PM

4. Trump was born in June of 46, which makes this cartoon spot on.



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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:57 PM

6. Good one!

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 04:07 PM

11. I was gonna post thatone if it weren't already here

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Response to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 01:58 PM

7. LOL but take Pence out of it, he was born several years later

and then we can make them all believe it.

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Response to Bev54 (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 04:09 PM

12. The space aliens on board may have been

different species from different planets. The alien who spawned Pence just had a longer gestation period.

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Response to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 02:38 PM

10. Sheep and jackasses for certain!

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Response to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 04:32 PM

13. They've already abducted 40% of the country

... into some sort of perceptual parallel universe: They still walk among us, but in their minds, they live on Planet Trump.

I hope it's not too late to stop this invasion.

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Response to William Seger (Reply #13)

Sun Sep 5, 2021, 04:38 PM

14. Me too, pal.

Me, too.

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