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Mon Dec 13, 2021, 02:56 PM

An update on the situation with my son's girlfriend

I know some of you have been pretty concerned.

She has taken going to jail pretty hard, refusing all food, spitting and screaming at everyone, and threatening violence at anyone who comes near her. She's smeared the walls with feces and is refusing to wear clothes.

As a family we're pretty united in our decision not to play Monopoly with her anymore

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Reply An update on the situation with my son's girlfriend (Original post)
HAB911 Dec 2021 OP
3Hotdogs Dec 2021 #1
HAB911 Dec 2021 #3
nilram Dec 2021 #4
bucolic_frolic Dec 2021 #2
PJMcK Dec 2021 #8
3Hotdogs Dec 2021 #9
relayerbob Dec 2021 #5
Walleye Dec 2021 #6
Retired Engineer Bob Dec 2021 #7

Response to HAB911 (Original post)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 04:42 PM

1. Background?

For those who didn't get the first memo.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 04:59 PM

3. LOL, no background

just a joke

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 05:00 PM

4. It's the way the dice roll sometimes, ya know

Note the group this was posted inÖ

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Response to HAB911 (Original post)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 04:58 PM

2. Goodness

Sounds out of control, and unaware and unable to prevent herself from such actions. People can be scary like that, when they have no self-restraint. Hope it all works out for you.

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Response to bucolic_frolic (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 06:34 PM

8. Perhaps you didn't realize the OP is a joke

Itís about how some people over-react to the board game Monopoly.

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 11:41 PM

9. O.P. shouldn't. quit his day job. --- but that's me. Speaking of quoting one's day job.

Must'a been about 15 years ago. My boss got an after card and he's working on the movie, Ransom.... Mel Gibson.

Director, Ron Howard.

He has three words to recite, "in anger." What da fuck?"

After a couple of takes, Ron goes to Pete, "Pete, Don't quit your day job."

In the movie, you see Pete, all four hundred pounds of him. But you don't haar the dialog.

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Response to HAB911 (Original post)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 05:01 PM

5. I assume she took over boardwalk and yelled at the manager?

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Response to HAB911 (Original post)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 05:55 PM

6. Jeeze, Scrabble would be a nightmare

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Response to HAB911 (Original post)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 06:01 PM

7. Maybe you folks should have let her pick the shoe

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